baker-acted


to be involuntarily commited to a mental health treatment facility. the term comes from florida’s baker act, which allows authorities such as police to do this.
the stripper was baker-acted for overdosing at the club.
to get hammered drunk; as in drinking o.g. four-loko and red bull and vodka. also known as ‘getting front-row’; where the aforementioned front-row does not refer to a specific concert or theatrical presentation, but as in a more general sense in life – alcohol permitting.
individual 1: dude, we’re getting baker acted tonight.
individual 2: why do you say that?
individual 1: (presents o.g. four-loko in addition to the red bull and vodka purchased previously)
individual 2: oh, sh-t. yea we’re getting front-row.
individual 1: hammered drunk.

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