Bakersfouled
the hazy, self-centered mindframe of a bakersfield resident. culturally predisposed to become boyfouled or girlfouled. known for acquiring m-ssive head injuries and ruining other counties’ sand dunes with atvs. advanced cases involve bro trucks with b-mper nuts and notw stickers, meth, an obnoxious girlfriend with breast implants obtained from one of numerous local plastic surgery clinics, and hanging out until 1 am in the walgreens parking lot with all of the above. other cities in california hope bakersfield will just go away if they ignore it long enough but unfortunately its influence only grows.
man, i totally felt bakersfouled the other day. like my brain had changed since i moved down here. i felt like a total tard.
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