Bakerspatch


a city in kern county california, better known as bakersfield. town founded by colonel thomas baker in 1869. its between la and fresno. its a hot little town full of “08’ers” and normal people too, who run to the beach to escape the heat. where the bro truck owners reside…oh yes….and where buck owens lived! it is competing with la for the worst smog in the nation!
yes, i live in bakerspatch and love it!

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