you’re a f*cking bakle
- ukrainian goggles
derived from ‘arabian goggles’. when a woman strangles a man by wrapping her legs round his neck whilst sh*tting in his eyes. original use was related to a man of ukrainian heritage, hence the phrase. taylor swift and jane from breaking bad are fit enough to let them give me ukrainian goggles, but only just.
- rubbing holes
rubbing holes is when two women rub each other v*g*n*s together two h*rny women left the bar to go rubbing holes together
a unit of legnth that didn’t quite make it as an si unit of measurement. it is however based on the si unit of legnth, the meter, it is just not quite big enough to p*ss a meter in the real world. the parameters of this situation aren’t quite a meter. (this makes more sense […]
- neckin it
to give a man a bl*wj*b while only moving the muscles in your neck, so as to gag yourself. “last night i was neckin’ it with my boyfriend, and now i have tonselitis.”