bald biscuit


a cleanly shaven p-ssy, specifically on a white female.
just f-cked andrea, man, the bald biscuit on that chick was like a baby’s bottom.

jamy would’ve had a perfect bald biscuit, but she had a 5:00 p-ssy shadow.

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