bald eagle


someone who desires to remove their pubic hair either for self gratification or simply insanity.
d-mn, that garrett is a bald eagle!
not only our nation’s bird, but also the nickname for a woman’s well-groomed undercarriage. g-d bless them all.
was that chick you went down on hairy?

“no man, she had a bald eagle!”

right on!
the act of shaving your p-b-s then jumping at a womans face in an attempt to land your p-n-s in her mouth.
dude#1: hey, last night i bald eagled my girlfriend.
dude#2: you shouldve put that on youtube!!!

boyfriend: bald eagle motha f-cka!!!! -jumps in the air.
girlfriend: what? -turns around and ends up with a p-n-s in her mouth.
noun

1. a man fifteen-plus years older than the woman he is h-tting on, dating, or married to.

2. man who likes a woman not born in the same decade as him.

3. cl-ssy term for older men who like younger women.
harry was a regular bald eagle. in a pack college coeds he’d dive in and carry off the prettiest, youngest girl.

with his bad back? how does he lift em?

shut up james.
a term derived from the goodyear eagle brand of that refers to bald and unsafe tires on a vehicle that can potentially cause hydroplaning, terminal understeer and blowouts.
tax refund time, better get those bald eagles replaced on my car.

h-ll yea she had a blowout!!! ridin on bald eagles because she spent all her money on that d-mn iphone.
when you are being ridden native american style (see def. native american style ) , and you get scalped from behind. your partner then shots a creamy wad on your open head wound.
i was riding this sk-nk last night native american style so i pulled out my hatchet and gave that b-tch a bald eagle.
a young, prep-b-scent girl, who is unable to grow pubic hair.
dude, you really f-cked ashleigh?! shes a bald eagle!

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