Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger


while driving, your beautiful, tight–ss girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your p-n-s like there’s no tomorrow. and right when you’re about to c-m, she grabs your p-n-s and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc… it is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess… and typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.
holy sh-t dude! my girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!

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