Baldage
the realization of a close ones follicular short c-mmings.
tommmy’s baldage was comming in like the fast approaching seasons.
(bald’ aj) n. the acc-mulation of hair in the drain after showering.
it’s a hard hit to my manhood to look down and see all the baldage in my shower everyday.
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