baldcore
hardcore dedicated to the bald lifestyle
powa kord, miami baldcore band – “whats with all the scene kids? they got hair. rip it out of their scalps. i don’t care.”
more than music – a lifestyle. baldcore kids dedicate their life to being bald, buff, and hateful. defining characteristics: lack of hair, camo shorts, ill fitting black band tees with pictures of guns or baseball bats. stand out baldcore bands are: powakord, crowbar, shai hulud, folsom, and hatebreed.
scene kid 1: wow look at how tough that hardcore kid is, he is totally an oldschool hardcore ese
scene kid 2: obviously that guy is into baldcore!
scene kid 1 how do ya know?
scene kid 2: check that scalp! duh!
scene kid 1: ohh cool, i am going to shave my head and be baldcore.
scene kid 2: ha, i was so baldcore last month. kids drop outta baldcore faster than straightedge!
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