Baldos


a place filled with magical wonders. this resturant creates great mexican food, but causes intense bowel movements shortly after consumption of the food.
baldos is awesome, but it should make the chairs toilets, so you can cr-p and eat at the same time.
a really really bald fat kid with short brown balding hair and a muscular build with broad shoulders. baldo is used as an insult, you do not have to fit the description to be called baldo.
someone who is balding and fat. he defacates on the toilet and talks on the phone. he cusses at his diarrhea.
balderton, aka baldo – baddest village in newarrrrk.
da baldo souljaz
goin down baldo
knickname for a bald-headed man. it is usually an insult.
why does baldo have to lie in front of us deflecting all of the sunlight so we can’t get any rays.

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