Balf
1. usually in reference to ones self. meaning ‘way past weird’ or ‘weird doesn’t even describe that’ or if something is really random.
often used to ones self or others if they think they are really amazing when they’re random and weird.
joy: i saw some flying waffle-banana’s while digging to china next tuesday.
meghan: haha, you’re so balf joy! that’s why i love traveling to the alternate universe from the secret portal in the kitchen.
joy: … ahahahaha. that was balf my friend.
v. to vomit over the side of a balcony, esp. at a theater.
we went to see the rocky horrow picture show friday at la paloma, but i wasn’t feeling so hot and i balfed.
barely a life form – to suggest that someone is useless
wow that dude is so useless, he’s a balf
black and arab loving fool
sarah: “i really have a thing for black and arab guys.”
heather: “you are such a balf!”
homie known as big -ss laker fan.
“even though you’re a laker fan, there can only be one balf.”
meaning bad -ss loser face
yo,dude look at him!
yeah what about him?
he is a balf!.
spontaneously throwing up during interpretive dance or dancing of any sort.
“dude what did billy do when he danced with that chick?”
“he balfed”
“d-mn”
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