balgarian snow cone
the process by which the male -j-c-l-t-s on his hands, rubs the spuzz on his b-lls, and proceeds by inserting the b-lls into the -ssof a female who hasnt wiped properly, thus covering the -ss with sh-t and seamen, followed by the insertion of the b-lls into the females mouth, and if she spits out the b-lls and/or throws up, the male with fart in his hand and cover the females face and reinserts for a second try.
b-tch! i swear if u dont take out the dog ill be givin you a balgarian snow cone!
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