Balk


the act of going on a walk while drinking beer. a “beer walk”.
dude 1-hey man you want to go on a walk?

dude 2-not really, that sounds gay.

dude 1-i’ll have beers.

dude 2-oh a balk! why didn’t you say so.
baseball: to make an illegal motion ingame.
the pitcher balked and allowed the runner to go in for the winning run.
the setting: you’re pumping drinks into this girl, chatting her up all night. you even tolerate her annoying fat friend. finally, she agrees to come back to your place.

the balk: you’re too much of a vagine (vă-ĝeen) to close the deal: and you’re forced to cuddle all night long
duke spent $30 on malibu bay breeze at the bar so this 7, maybe 8, would come home with him. while lying in bed with her, he accidentally forgot where he placed his t-st-cl-s and balked his way through 8 hours of warm, cuddly, awkward b-n-r hours.
when, in s-xual intercourse, one makes a wrong move, ie, a slap on the -ss, and the partner is appauled. they then stop all ensuing action.
“when i asked her about eating a sandwich in bed last night, it was a total balk.”

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