Ball and Chain Ball
an outrageously fun wedding, where the bride and groom acknowledge that they are prisoners of love – prepared to be legally shackled to one another for eternity. prison attire is required at a ball and chain ball.
eric: will you marry me? adele: yes, but only at a ball and chain ball. eric: duh! adele: please don’t dress up as nick nolte. eric: as long as you don’t dress up like martha stewart.
a deal is struck, and the planning begins for the ball and chain ball.
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