ball boxing
a compet-tive sport in which you bend over, cupping one hand over your b-lls and then attempt to punch your opponent’s b-lls till they submit. typically there are no real rules and is usually the result of long night of drinking.
husband – “i’m not sure if we will ever be able to have kids. when i was in college i was a professional ball boxer and now my sperm are punch drunk.”
wife – “what is ball boxing?”
husband – “it’s really not a clever name. we would get drunk, cup our b-lls and proceed to punch each other till someone gave up. did i mention we were drunk?”
wife – “why in god’s name did i ever marry you?”
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