ball bruiser


when a male gets so lonely he tends to m-st-rb-t- so much and hard he bruises his b-lls at the shaft and his choda area.
“dude my ol’ lady has been holding out so long i’ve become a ball bruiser.”

“man look at this black and blue spot on my sack isnt that a huge case of a ball bruiser.”
another term for an “-ss”, mens or womens.

where a guy is doing a man/woman in the b-tt, and his nuts are hitting his/her -ss so hard, it bruises the sack/chode area.
“brittany became a ball-bruiser last night while i was h-tting it in my bed.”

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