ball scratching
describing a boring situation. originally from the hebrew term legarbetz, a shortening of “legared beytzim”, to scratch b-lls. when you’re so bored you just scratch your b-lls.
boy – no beer, no chicks, no tv… that was a ball scratching tuesday.
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ball scratching is the act of getting paid for sitting on your -ss.
particularly if you work in it and just sit in front of the pc waiting for something to come up.
also referred to as scr-pesticle
guy1: dude, you’re working on christmas, that’s rough!
guy2: h-ll no, i get paid double to do a whole day of ball scratching.
what a pakistani cricketer does and thinks its parts of the rules when playing cricket, when it is clearly against the rules of cricket.
past notorious cheats of cricket include:
mohammed asif (steroid taking to bowl fast)
shoaib akhtar (steroid taking to bowl fast)
shahid afridi (ball scratching)
aussie: hey paki why u ball scratching?
paki: its part of the rules, cricket jihad handbook. this is how we won t20 world cup.
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