Ball Sniffing
the act of sniffing one’s own b-lls in order to get a high on your awesome man smell.
dan uses ball sniffing as a way to escape his problems at home.
coach: “make no mistakes boys, ball sniffing is a dangerous path to go down.”
brendon: “jake doesn’t do drugs, unless you count ball sniffing.”
zack: “i heard he sniffs his b-lls before school everyday!”
a non-literal term used to describe what guys do when one of them ditches his girlfriends to hang out with a guy friend.
guy-“hey brooke, where’s your boyfriend tonight? weren’t you too supposed to hang out”
girl-“ya we were, but he ditched me for his guy friends”.
guy-“he is going ball sniffing again haha”.
girl-“yeah, it seems that him and his friends sniff each others b-lls more then he hangs with me”.
guy-“you’re gorgeous and really fun to hang with maybe one day you’ll wake up and realize he is a complete douche-bag and find a guy worth your time. but until then you’ll end up dating a lot of ball sniffers”.
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