ball squad

to be a member of tbs (the ball squad), you must possess these swagalicious qualities:
-your hair is never allowed to move, under any circ-mstances
-must have bare puck or lax skillz
-you must be from the beaches
-you must sit at the back of any given bus, even if there already losers (people not in tbs) sitting there
-you must yell “ball squad” every other minute
-you must never snake the squad, unless they’re craig
-you must listen to drake songs and 80s and 90s rock music

to be a part of tbs, your daily outfit must consist of:
-adidas flipflops (socks are optional, but if so, they must be mid-calf nike’s or above)
-lowride in basketball shorts, while wearing pajamas underneath
-no tank tops, only wife beaters and extremely unaffordable sports jerseys, or your lax/puck teams’ jerseys/windbreakers
-baseball hats (preferably ones that include the word “gongshow”) in order to preserve the flow
—–do not forget—–
-only ever wear a jock strap when out in public to give yourself that self-esteem boost you oh-so-desperately need

if you follow these steps, tbs will be happy to have you, fham.
ball squad is life.