Ballcutter


some one who cut’s or castrate’s a male’s t-st-cl-s!
she is a good ball cutter, she cut off his ball’s and put them in a jar!
the new, latest evolution of the emo subculture. characterised by the ritual mutilation of the scr-t-m with a knife. ballcutters are seen as “hardcore” by their emo contemporaries, as they despise their ‘masculinity’ so much that they’re willing to carve any remnant of it. although the dangers of ballcutting are many (some of the more serious including s-xual dysfunction and infertility), most ballcutters seem to proceed obliviously, believing these issues pose no real issue to their current s-x lives.
emo boy: hey man, are you having your period?
ballcutter: dude i’m a guy. you gotta start going to health cl-ss.
emo boy: well why are you bleeding out of your crotch?
ballcutter: oh i’m a ballcutter.
emo boy: huh?
ballcutter: yeah my parents fully don’t understand me, and my teachers don’t respect my individuality, so i decided the only way to express myself emotionally was to lacerate my scr-t-m.
emo boy: wow man, that’s deep. you gonna write some poetry about it?
ballcutter: pfft. poetry is for f-gs. i’m going to take some pictures of my b-llsack and stick them on mysp-ce.
someone who either cancels plans at the last minute or just flat out bails and doesn’t show up for a party etc.

if someone does this, it is said that they “cut your b-lls off.” so a ballcutter is someone who cuts your b-lls off.
“hey did tanya show up at your party?”
“nah, dude. she’s a ballcutter.”

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