Baller-status Catholic


a devout catholic who is extremely knowledgeable in the way of theology, doctrine, liturgy, faith formation, and has read up on the lives of the saints. they are also well-versed in the arguments against church, particularly those used by secular fundamentalists. entire families, in addition to specific individuals, can achieve the t-tle of baller-status catholic.
“after a lifetime quest for truth and knowledge, my friend dan is a total baller-status catholic.”

“the mccluskey’s totally boxed james in that argument about reserving priestly ordination to men alone using john paul ii’s ordinatio sacerdotalis. they are definitely a baller-status catholic fam.”

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