Ballet mother
anxious parent of ballet student daughter, usually with acute control issues. will lock the kitchen when she goes out, in case the swan-princess makes a dash for the c-cktail chipolatas and can’t be squeezed into her tutu for the cl-ss concert. hates other people’s children, and wants to keep her own daughter a child forever. needless to say daughter is so busy battling self-esteem issues and eating disorders she never dances a step after the age of 10.
paige: “wow! tracey’s mum’s a real ballet mother.”
diane: “yeah, apparently she makes tracey sleep in the splits and only lets her have cotton-wool for breakfast.”
paige: “cool!”
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