balloon baby


you take a condom fill it with sperm tie it take a cr-p on your girl friend then once the cr-p is in her v-g-n- pop the condom on her and let both the sperm and cr-p get inside of her then wait 9 months and you got yourself a sh-t covered baby. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
my balloon baby cant take a bath or he will melt in the drain.

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