Balloon Boy Paradox
to be given a balloon for whatever occasion and forced to carry it around all day during school, work, etc… granting you unwanted attention.
this definition is in reference to the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.
-sshole #1: happy birthday, take this balloon!
-sshole #2: thanks alot -sshole… guess i can hold on to it for the rest of the day haha….
-sshole #1: b-tch, it’s your birthday.
-sshole #2 ugh…..i’m stuck in the motherf-cking balloon boy paradox now.
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