balloon show
when one wraps a zeppelin around their t-ts and said t-ts inflate to the size of watermelons. then, their partner inserts an national airship -ssociation regulation air pump into their -n-l cavity and blows so much air into it that the cl-toral region of said individual experiences such great levels of engorgement that it resembles a miniature zeppelin. then their partner punches the inflated cl-toris, releasing the built up air, while their partner screams “oh, the humanity!”
“holy sh-t! carol gave me such an intense balloon show i could have sworn that i was levitated several centimeters!”
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