Balls are on Splat


being in a situation in which one has very few options to escape a negative outcome; not being able to get out of facing something bad; being in a tight spot, trapped, or stuck
1) “i have to have my information ready in 10 minutes for the presentation, and i haven’t even started yet!”
“dude, your b-lls are on splat right now.”

2) “there is nothing i can do about it now, my b-lls are on splat.”

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