Balls Distraction
when you get a tatoo underneath your ball sack and use it as a distraction to sh-t all over a girls face while she is licking your -sshole.
“dude i was p-ssed at this girl so i gave her a b-lls distraction”
“what was the tatoo of?”
“it was of spiderman fighting jaws with a laser attactched to his b-tt hole”
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