balls on my face!


an exclamation utilized when you’re angry, upset, annoyed or simply feeling random. it is frequently abbreviated as “bomf!”. the shorter variant, “b-lls!” is also used, and can also double as a noun (synonymous to bullsh-t or cr-p).
tom walked into the room and suddenly yelled,”b-lls on my face!”
leslie giggled and said, “what happened this time?”
tom waved the paper in his hand. “i totally just failed my orgo exam!”

bella gets b-mped by a stranger while trying to light her cigarette and it falls to the ground. “oh, b-lls! that was my last cig.”

facebook status: bomf! i can’t find my keys.

frank pointed ahead of him. “dude, look at that huge line for the bathroom.”
greg stared incredulously at the line. “oh man, this sh-t is b-lls!”
frank nodded in agreement. “straight up b-lls.”

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