Ballsac Tango


that funny dance guys do in extreme high temperatures in an attempt to dislodge an errant t-st-cl- from sticking to their thigh when simply grabbing oneself is not appropriate or possible. reminiscent of a cowboy walk/leg shake/repeat.
“his b-lls were so sticky that he had to do the b-llsac tango every few steps in order to have proper danglage.” (danglage – see “danglage” or “dangling fury”.)

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