ballsack margarita
when a man takes sandpaper and rubs it all over his b-llsack for 15 minutes. immediately after, the b-llsack is dipped into a margarita gl-ss filled with salt and vinegar.
my nuts hurt so bad, it must have been from that b-llsack margarita i had last night…
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