Ballsagna
a multipurpouse exclamation expressing joy, surprise, or a humorous reaction to a person, place, or event.
john arrived home and discovered that his neighbor had baked him a delicious pie. “b-llsagna!” he exclaimed.
the act of sneakily pouncing your ball-sac onto another person’s body by getting them to admit to liking italian food.
karl: “hey do you like italian food?”
adam: “uh… sure?”
karl: “how ’bout some b-llsagna!!!”
from the italian – meaning “b-lls on ya”. b-llsagna means to have 1 or more pair of b-lls on ya at any given time. it’s like a tea bagging but it can be on any part of your body. sometimes at parties, people p-ss out and others take pictures with b-lls on the person who consumed too much alcohol.
(you) hey jim did you like the party last night?
(jim) yeah it was fun, from what i can remember
(you) well, here’s ya one, you remember having b-llsagna forehead?
either …
a) a form of meat lasagna with meatb-lls in it.
-or-
b) something you do to someones forehead with your scr-t-m sack.
would you like some b-llsagna?
-smack-
when a man decides to splash his t-st-cl-s in a warm plate of lasagna making sure there is plenty of sauce and maybe even a noodle on his sack and then he proceeds to rub his chef boyardee b-lls on her t-ts and face.
i had left over lasagna from olive garden so i figured i would give my b-tch the b-llsagna.
“b-lls-on-ya” noun. a culinary dish, originally from northeastern italy, that blends lasagna with the main ingredient testes. “b-llsagna” is also the name of a hip-hop masterpiece by squeezedeeznutz and pleezdeeznutz, a rap duo from da dirrrty south. the main hook goes like this:
get some noodles
get some sauce
get some cheese
and use my b-lls
b-llsagna
b-llsagna
would you like to taste my “b-llsagna?”
get some of that special sauce.
a delicious nutritious meal consisting of a meaty sauce and of course, a man’s ever delicious t-st-cl-s. (usually eaten by women)
-she loves to eat hairy b-llsagna.
-i put my meaty b-llsagna all over her hair.
-who the f-ck told everyone my favorite meal is b-llsagna?
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