b-llsandwich is a term that means, when taken superficially, any and every situation in which there are any variety of b-lls pressed up against two or more other objects, but to take the word in this light would be a misnomer. b-llsandwich is a transcendental idea that represents everything distasteful in the mind of a college male. as such, b-llsandwich is not divided up into discrete units, but instead exists as a continuum, like soup. a person can have some b-llsandwich, but when referring to the plurl of b-llsandwich (b-llsandwii), one must be discussing more than one cl-ss of b-llsandwich. for example, someone can want b-llsandwich, but if they want two or more distinct kinds of b-llsandwich, the person is correct in asking for b-llsandwii.
ryan: adam, i’m feeling very hungry, wanna go get some lunch?
adam: ryan, you’re such a tool and i hate you. go eat some b-llsandwich.
ryan: adam, i really don’t like you, and one of these days i’m going to kill you.
adam: on second thought ryan, you should eat b-llsandwii, and throw yourself off a cliff.
ryan: thanks adam, i’m so glad i’m rooming with you.
- ball scratch mode
last stand and/or final stand in call of duty: modern warfare 2 i was playing a game of hardcore team death-match in modern warfare 2 and i killed a guy, but he entered ball scratch mode and killed me.
- b*lls nasty
a situation or item so disgusting or f-ck-d up it will make your b-lls retract into your body in horror. i hooked up with your mom last weekend, you really gotta tell her to trim her p-b-s though, that sh-t was b-lls nasty.
1. someone who likes mens private parts. 2. someone who likes to put basketb-lls up his -ss. he was a gay balltard. dude you like basketb-lls in your -ss your a balltard.
to be totally drunk, while browsing an internet forum, and making it so obvious, that everyone on the internet forum can tell. crispers: dude, did you talk cratic last night tomspeople: no, why? crispers: he was totally baloided.
only the coolest ewok ever. dude 1: “who would win in a inter-galactic war? chewbacca or jar-jar binks?” dude 2: “wicket, duh.” what you hit the ball through when playing croquet oh sh-t man, i just missed the wicket a philly originated style of graffiti. hand styles, slams, tags, etc. “yo my man busted a […]