ballshit


word used by immigrants who mistakenly mean to say bullsh-t. typically indian or south asian immigrants.
hey sanjay, what you told me about the curry being on sale was total b-llsh-t.
when you have bad diarrhea and it gets all over your b-lls. the cr-p on your b-lls is ball sh-t.
your mom licked my ball sh-t last night because i had wicked diarrhea.
when you are having s-x with a chick who’s got a dirty -ss and you get her sh-t on your b-lls.
i had to clean up my ball sh-t after sleeping with betty last night.
1. a ¿country/city/province? somewhere in the f-cking east (not america) that i and another have witnessed in truth. i swear to g-d it exists. someone please back me up on this dammit!

2. possibly an imagined hallucination by two highly deranged, yet spry & s-xy, idiots.

3. comparable to alien abduction stories.

4. possibly home to unicorns, dragons, manticores, mermaids, manatees with cyborg missile launcher arm attachments, lipstick lesbians, the flying spaghetti monster, midgets with hats, atlantis, and trees with wheels.
b-llsh-t does exist d-mn you!

yea, preston claims that he saw b-llsh-t, but i think its total bullsh-t… or b-llsh-t! hehehehehehe! roflcopter! lolzerskatez! heh, i’m funny…

(g-d) awww man, that was the most horrendous dump i’ve ever
the curious occurrence when your frustration reaches a point that you begin to slur together multiple curse words. sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t.

may also be played up for laughs after it is discovered that one has a talent for it.
“b-llsh-t!” “c-ckn-bbler!” “mother of -ssb-st-rding f-cksp-nk!”
n. a person who is mentally inept, and nearly every aspect of a normal, functioning life is drawn askew. as a result, they defecate their own testes instead of fecal matter.

since females have no t-st-cl-s, “ovarysh-t” and “t-tfart” are also acceptable terms.
vern was deemed a b-llsh-t by his fellow students after trying to revive the long-dead practice of using b-tter to alleviate painful burns.

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