Balltig


h-m-s-xual game, often enjoyed by men sporting kilts. the game begins with one man displaying one of his nuts during a typical evening in the pub. he then has to trick his mates into getting an eyeful of the displayed gonad. when someone looks, they lose and next take the role of ‘chief balltigger’. partic-p-nts often let out joyful screams upon laying their eyes on a friend’s hairy spud(s). some players get carried away and show both of their set. this is not the done thing, although some groups actively encourage showing ‘the twins’.
(upon a player getting an eyeful of his ball) “ah ya wee scunner, you’re it. balltig! (accompanied by squeals of joy). get one oot, lets get tiggin!”

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