balmonds


almonds that have fallen into a women’s cleavage, and are then thrown at certain people that need to go mow lawns.
person 1: whats up?
person 2: that’s what your face said!!!
person 1: stop saying that’s what your face said to everything i say or i’ll throw balmonds at you!!

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