Baltimore baker’s rack
s-x act, like a cleaveland steamer, in which the woman kneels down and supports her br–sts with her hands while her partner squats, facing away from her, and defecates on her chest.
“after a few natty-bo’s, that chick got down on her knees to give me a rim job, and before she knew it, i was givin’ ‘er a baltimore baker’s rack.”
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