Baltimore Broil
the baltimore broil is different from other defecation terms in that it involves baking the load.
take a huge smash on a metal cookie tray, and place it in your preheated oven. broil. it’s done when the paint starts peeling off the walls.
i invited my girlfriend over for the first time forgetting the baking that was well underway.
girlfriend: oh jesus, what’s that horrible smell?
me: i totally forgot i’ve got a baltimore broil baking away in the oven. it’s nearly ready. would you like some?
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