Balzano


when someone does something that is either really stupid or really amazing, also referring to the most amazing person ever

add paulsie, walsie, balzie, malsie, alsie, or big in front of balzano for more dramatic effect
1. shot not get the phone. f-ck thats paulsie walsie balzano.
2. dude did you see that shot? yeah it was big balzano.
3. mr. balzano is the f-cking man. yeah i know.
an italian herb that is put on a woman’s private part and eaten up. for s-xual play.
hey honey, go get some balzano’s so we can have some increased fun together.

Read Also:

  • Banal Sex

    same-ol’ boring s-x. i had some b-n-l s-x with my wife the other day. meh.

  • bananas foster

    a flamboyant gay male- “flaming fruit”. that guy over there is totally bananas foster to have bacardi 151 poured on one’s back and lit on fire while receiving -n-l s-x doggy-style. my partner really got heated up when i gave him a bananas foster.

  • Bangxiety

    the fear held by many male students that they left a p-rn window open on their laptop, and when they open it in cl-ss it may be: a) seen by others (bad); b) start playing (worse); or c) start playing very loudly (worst). the fear usually does not manifest until the subject has actually left […]

  • BANHO

    acronym: basic after-noon hard-on i can’t make it to cl-ss this afternoon as i have a banho i need to attend to.

  • Banjo Mad

    to become so enraged as to declare an unending blood fued between two groups of people, be they family, friend or socially related. an unending rage that may only be satisfied by the extermination of the offenders friends, family and history. the hatfields and mcoys were banjo mad for generations. the killer was so banjo […]


Disclaimer: Balzano definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.