banana hammer

when the owner, moderator, or administrator of a place must ban someone. instead of saying ban they formed the bananana hammer from raging on their keyboards.

imagine someone was griefing on a minecraft server, then the moderators would “banana hammer him”. if griefing was against the rules in so said server.
joh:supercoolked99, you were griefing!
gunney: banana him!
lowlife: no! let me banana him!
domz: banana him!!! lolol
supercoolked99: no please! not the banana hammer! i won’t do it again!
joh: here comes the banana hammmmmmmmmmmmmmer!!
-joh has banana hammer’d supercoolked99-
when a dude carries around a hammer in his pocket to give the impression that he has a perpetual erection.
when jason pulled out his banana hammer, all zee could say was “wowwwww”.
a slang term used for a man’s p-n-s.
i gave her the old banana hammer last night.
(verb.) when one jumps off an elevated area thus landing his or her genetalia on the victims head in a hammering motion.

-a vertical c-ck slap.
dude i just banana hammerd cody and he started to cry.
someone who is very sick, and very fatigued because of it.

comes from seeing a banana frozen in liquid nitrogen, and then used to hammer a nail into a board. “i feel like that!”
peter felt like a banana hammer, and had to leave work early.
when someone is banned on a forum by the “hand of god” aka a mod or an admin.
we need to banana hammer that spammer.