banana nut muffin


a m-ffin that loves bananas and nuts!
jeff: sarah, i’m gonna stuff your banana nut m-ffin!

sarah: yes!!!
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a type of pastry that immature people find humorous because:

a: “banana” is slang for p-n-s
b: “nut” is slang for t-st-cl-
c: “m-ffin” is slang for v-g-n-
normal person: “hey, would you like a piece of my banana nut m-ffin?”

absolute douche: -laughing hysterically
the act of stuffing her partners scr-t-m into her v-g-n- while he is f-cking her -ss.
hey honey, interested in a banana nut m-ffin tonight?

only if you shaved your b-lls. last time the stubble killed my snizz
a blend of genders, so to say chicks with d-cks…banana nut(hinting at…well that’s obvious) + m-ffin(hinting towards having a “m-ff” aka v-g-n-)
i woke up after a night of heavy drinking and asked the mistake next to me for some breakfast and she showed me her banana nut m-ffin.

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