band bus

the band bus is the best means of transportation for band kids. the band bus takes the band kids to band events. many things happen on the band bus such as: band orgy, a game of truth or dare, reading s-x tips out of a magazine, and changing into the lovely band uniforms.
“what did you do on the band bus?”

“oh… you know”
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transportation for all bands including marching, symphonic & jazz band going to a compet-tion, festival or showcase. trips that may last hours crammed into a burning hot bus.

events that happen on the band bus include:

1. singing the worst of songs at the top of your lungs and loving every moment of it
2. telling band jokes
3. half naked kids of both s-x getting dresses or undressed in uniforms as fast as possible
4. helping people dress & undress
5. laughing for no apparent reason
6. making out with band buddies
7. dancing
8. screaming
9. playing truth or dare
10. jumping over seats while the bus is in motion
11. reciting the lines to every movie you can think of
12. eating the worst of junk food
13. sleeping on top of others due to no room
14. singing your parts in your music while the rest of the band sings to theirs
15. drawing on your music
16. drawing on each other
17. sharing memories of past band bus rides

& the list goes on……

“what happens on the band bus, stays on the band bus.”
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a bus that most band geeks (especialy those in mb) ride to go on an 8 hour trip to festival or a contest. many things happen on that bus, there’s telling of jokes that only band geeks would get, making out and many stories about band bus rides.
what happens on the band bus, stays on the band bus…

“do what scott and i did on the band bus, make out.”-becca
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a bus full of band/colorguard/drumline people usually a long ride going to a band review/event. during the bus ride colorguard and drumlines usually sit together and play sick versions of truth or dare and makeout. also the fact that at the end of the bus ride everyone has to change out of there clothes and into their uniforms…basically it is a bus full of barley clothed guys and girls….yeah u can just imagine the rest
football jock: dude is it true about wut all the guys r sayin?
drumline dude: wut u mean about the half naked chicks changin in the band bus with us?
fbj: yeah
dd: d-mn right its true
fbj: screw football im joing drumline!where can i sign up
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usually filled with marching band kids going to a contest! a long bus ride with hand checks, sometimes tongue checks if needed, switching seats to different people to talk, or for other band people to think something is up!! getting comfortable with one another is the main key to these rides, if you know what i mean. usually half naked people on this bus once arrived or right after a preformance. you can hear things such as will you undress me, if your undressing, or will you zip me up although i wish you were undressing me!
danny will you zip me up, although you know i wish you were undressing me!! you can do that after we preform though!

“hand check,” kari, danny where are your hands?
give me 5 more mins!!!-danny, way home from band camp!

one thing you most remember, “what happens on the band bus, stays on the band bus…”

this one time on the band bus…
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a school bus or coach in which a band, (usually marching band, but possibly wind ensembles, concert or symphonic bands or even possibly jazz ensembles) rides in to various band related activities, compet-tions, etc.
the drumline got drunk on vodka with orange juice and smoked weed in the back of the band bus, causing mr. rothchild to have an enema.
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transportation for bored band geeks who have to slave away for the school that they attend and a place where boredom is cured by many activities ranging from singing stupid songs with the drumline to playing countless games of truth-or-dare that ruin a persons year and the innocence that they once had.
tuba player: dude, the band bus is going to be fun tonight!
baritone player: as long as i don’t have to see that guy put his face in that other guy’s crotch or see fat people in green sparkly thongs.