the king band geek. one of the few teachers in a high school who sees every single one of their students from freshman all the way to senior year. they tend to wear hawaiian shirts and have a weird sense of humor. of all teachers, band directors are the most likely to die in a fire for their students if it came down to that.
“how, might you ask, could a student be friends with a teacher? the answer is simple. band geeks don’t see the band director as a teacher. they are simply older, sometimes fatter, band geeks.”
one who conducts a middle/high school or college band. yes it’s true they like to tell lame jokes but most band kids like that weird humor anyway. give em a break. some of these directors are serious to the point of craziness. band directors really try and are usually nice people, unless they don’t give a sh*t about the band. then they just suck. very busy these band directors are.
the trumpet section was up the band director’s *ss but he helped them with their rhythms and they thanked him.
the band director was near death listening to the 20 piccolos but gathered the patience to get them all in tune.
my band director is awesome- he can be a real n*z* on the field when he has to, and the next minute he’s your bff.
1. the most awesome teacher you will ever have. often makes funny jokes, pokes fun at band students and spends an enormous amount of time making the band sound and look good.
“that band director, mr.minick, is a really cool guy!”
“i know right?! he’s the best teacher ever!”
a often short person who conducts or directs a band. has no life, *ssigning students scales sheets for their grades, and telling lame jokes. often can be desperate at times. can be cool at times, but most of the time they can be @$$holes.
cool band director:
hey he’s one of the coolest band directors ever!
lame band director:
this band director can’t conduct for cr*p!
fat guy with huge *ss man t*ts who directs a band. often wears hawaiian shirts because he is too fat for anything else. they were often queers in school, and no one liked them.
dude, that band director makes pamela anderson’s t*ts look tiny.
- fossil phone
when ones phone is a flip phone that is from 2001 your sh*tty fossil phone barely works
- dodgy style
the style of dodgeball that is of the upmost skill. wow! the purple cobras upped their dodgy style this year!
- political hack pack
political hack pack: when a group of political hacks get together. this definition and how to use the phrase is self evident; but for those readers with cognitive disabilities, the united states senate and house of representatives are both separate political hack packs and congress as a whole is a political hack pack.
- star hopping
verb 1. the act of leaping from one star to another. 2. a game invented by kickthepj 3. illegal in 17 solar systems. pj developed a galaxy hand as he was busy star hopping.