band faggot


the type of person who plays an instrument (mainly guitar) just because they would like to fit in. they usually congregate into a “band” and play incredibly repet-tive music, have no knowledge of music theory, and put down musicians who have a p-ssion for what they do.
band f-ggot: hey, that marching band is gay. let’s point and laugh at them, then go and play some real music.

band geek: real music? the one with the three chords and the f-bomb repeated 73 times?
some nerdy looking p-ss-es who will never get laid. they’re the most boring people and most of them aren’t even that smart when compared to intelligent people who didn’t waste their time on a sh-tty instrument. they spend 10 hours a day playing their sh-tty little instrument instead of being productive to society.
billy bob anderson is a f-ggy little douchebag who sits in the corner while he plays his instrument 10 hours a day. he has many friends but they are all just as pathetic as he is. he is known as a band f-ggot.
any f-ggot b-tch -ss little panzy in the schools band. nerdy little f-ck that thinks he’s so god d-mn smart cause he can play a f-ckin trumpet
play guitar you f-ggot.

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