Bandivities
noun (singular: bandivity)
bandit activities. innocent, playful acts of merriment and mischief carried out in an urban landscape, especially at night. alcohol may or may not be involved.
bandit 1: man, we really got rowdy last night.
bandit 2: yeah, breakdancing in the subway, singing “stairway to heaven” with hobos, climbing trees and shouting at pedestrians… those were some crazy bandivities.
bandit 1: i didn’t do any of that.
bandit 2: oh, that was just me?
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