Baneing
v. the act of placing one’s face in a woman’s br–sts and attempting to speak. the result is a sound and speech pattern similar to bane from the dark knight rises.
logan: “hey johan, i “bane-d” a girl last night. i was at second base, tequila drunk buried my face in her chest and m-ffled “i am gotham’s reck-on-ing”
johan: i have no words.
pete: you should add “bane-ing ” on urban dictionary
to emulate the pose of bane, super villain of batman, from the motion picture the dark knight rises (2012).
stand tall, back straight with your hands clasped to the collar of your garment (preferably a utility vest or a tank top) or to any sort of vertical straps that run down your torso. you can tip your head back sightly, open your eyes wide or wear a pain killing face mask that covers your nose and mouth for added effect.
“look at that guy baneing on top of that bulldozer!”
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