bang lube


a special formula; high quality branch-off of ky-jelly.
when one needs to yang bang and do it properly, they use this specially made lubrication. proper yangbanging cannot be practiced without bang lube.
girl 1: so paul, did you bring the good stuff?

girl 2: yeah paul, did you bring the bang lube?

girl 3: i hope you brought more than one bottle; we’re gonna need at least one bottle per bicep, then one for your yangbanger!

paul yang: girls, can you hear me? am i clear? i brought a whole case of bang lube, don’t worry. i’ve got enough for a paul-nighter!

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