Banging the drum softly
banging the drum softly, or ear-f-cking, is the act of penetrative intercourse in or around a man or woman’s ear c-n-l using ear wax as a natural lubricant. during the act, the tip of the p-n-s rubs against the eardrum (hence the name), creating an intense pleasurable feeling in the head of the p-n-s for the giver, and a pulsing and/or ringing sound in the ear of the taker.
“sorry i didn’t pick up the phone, mom. mike was banging the drum softly and i could barely hear anything!”
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