Bangkok Floating Market
having two gorgeous thai girls with you in a hotel bathtub, with each floating from end to end crossing paths in the middle and p-ssing various fruits and flowers from the hotel room provisions.
this is in lieu of actually making a trip to the outdoor floating market that is at least 2 hours drive from bangkok. an unrealistic distance to travel, especially when a short weekend trip to bangers is usually less than 48 hours.
hey, had a great time at the bangkok floating market this weekend in bangers. couldn’t have done much more with the hangover i had. truth be told, i visited on sat-rday and sunday mornings and visited different vendors. the product was exceptional and well worth the trip.
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