Bangkok


the capital and largest city of thailand; a leading city in southeastern asia; noted for buddhist architecture. located in the southwest on the chao phraya river near the gulf of thailand. it is a leading port and industrial center with a major jewelry market. population: 5,876,000.

the poetic name for bangkok is krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit.
let’s go to bangkok.
a sharp and swift blow taken to the genital region of a male. action taken in response to the question, “what is the capital of thailand?” this should only be asked of one angry male or female to another male who has wronged them in some way shape or form.
billy: “hey thomas, what’s the capital of thailand?”
thomas: “uh, i’m not sure…”
billy: “bangkok!” (
a prank invoving asking a person “what’s , “the capital of thailand?” the person then usually sais, “bangkok?” then you kick him in the b-lls.
guy 1 : he man, what’s the capital of thailand?
guy 2 : bangkok?

guy 1 then kicks guy 2 in the b-lls

guy 1 : (laughing) bangkok, get it, bang c-ck!
guy 2 : oh my sack!!!
bangkok, oriental city, the crem-de-la-crem. the best city in thailand.
i spent one night in bangkok in 1985, 18 years later, i bought a ocean-front home down there.
man who walks through airport turnside sideways is going to bangkok
see trip to thailand
a man walking through airport terminal sideways is said to be going to bangkok.
also well known phrase by confuscious who was a wise old chinese man.
“hey look ,that man is walking sideways through the airport terminal …he must be going to bangkok.”
a) capital of thailand

b) an inappropriate reference to having wild s-xual relations
a) the capital of thailand is bangkok. (why “bangkok?)

b) d-mn, i had a wild trip to bangkok last night.

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