Bangor


the original bangor is located in north wales, u.k, close to anglesey. it is an historic coastal town with a population of around 20,000, a large proportion of which come from bangor’s growing university.
a: have you ever been to bangor?
b: yes
a: did you like it?
b yes, although its a little rough around the edges…an endeering quality me thinks…
birthplace of paul bunyan, bangor is a small city in maine full of people that don’t know how to drive correctly.
tim had to go to live in bangor for seven months, and he almost got hit by a car.
a large town in northern ireland that has traditionally been a place of civilised accents, but since the tribal ‘chav’ has taken control of bangor it is considered to be a ‘teenage chav riddled sh-t hole’ – information by a pikkie swan
chav1 – yeo jonty!!
chav2 – wah?
chav1 – fancy fawkin up bangor?
chav2 – aye, bring da fawking bawky!
chav1 – pure beaut.
a cr-ppy, backwater town in north wales, in which there is nothing to do but sit in subway and laugh at p-ssing chavs. because of bangor uni, the place is overrun by hipster students sporting unamusing old meme t shirts and talking too loud. half it’s population are illiterate thanks to the cl-sterf-ck of fail that is the british education system.
guy 1: hey, iets go to bangor!
guy2: do you really want to get mauled by chavs and hipsters?
guy1: on second thoughts, let’s not. tis a silly place.
the very northermost outpost of civilization in the united states, bangor is the third largest city in maine. the population consist almost entirely of whites, and a majority of druggies and other dirtbags. the only celebrity to live in bangor is bestselling horror author stephen king. also known as “the queen city”.
the best thing to do on a friday night in bangor is get drunk and drive by stephen king’s house.
a “hill”, as the people who live there call it. bangor is commonly reffered to by teenagers as a “hole” (an old and payed out alot suburb). the only people that deny this hard as stone fact of bangor being a hole is the bangor people themselves.
proof of bangor being a hole is that the people of it always say it is so great when together, but completely fail to stick up for it when alone.

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